Chapter 293: My Hands Can’t Stop At All! (Part two)
Xu Cheng: “For example, during highschool, if someone harasses her with love letters, you go look for him after school. Doesn’t matter if it’s just one or a bunch, you have to let them know who this flower belongs to! If they refuse to acknowledge you, you just beat them up, beat them until they understand. For another example, just at the banquet earlier, you just beat anyone that stands in your way. As a qualified pile of cow manure, you need to be prepared to defend this flower against the world. For instance, creating a path of blood from the palace door to the gate, you have to show them your resolution in protecting your flower.”
The 8 and J of Diamonds were speechless.
After a while, they could only squeeze out a few words. “Man you sure are crazy.”
Xu Cheng suddenly lit up a cig for himself and sighed, “To be honest, it’s been tough courting my wife. Ever since I beat up the first guy that tried to take advantage of my wife back in highschool, I knew my future path would be tough, and I also knew that it’s a path of no return. But, once I threw out that fist, the damage couldn’t be undone anymore, and it’s not like the police would forgive you if you just apologize, right? But as my wife became more and more attractive, my hands just couldn’t stop.”
Then, he walked away.
Bei Shan asked, “Where are you going?”
Xu Cheng: “My addiction of beating people up is acting up again, are you guys coming with me?”
The 8 of Diamonds: “Where are you going? I’m too lazy to fight if it’s just a bunch of thugs.”
Xu Cheng threw the cigarette butt to the ground. “Platinum Palace.”
The eyelids of the three Diamonds brothers jumped. “What are you doing there?”
Xu Cheng said nonchalantly, “Chopping people.”
The three of them shivered.
“Little Brother, are you skipping a few levels here? We are just a little not ready when you say you want to go to the boss fight right away…”
Xu Cheng nodded. “In fact, I already tested the waters earlier at the banquet, and I think I can take them all. So, since I recovered pretty fast, and it’s still dark, it’s a good opportunity. Alright, I will leave first. Senior Brother Bei Shan, if you have nothing to do, please go and just watch over the Lin Family Manor. There might be thieves.”
Then, he just left.
The 8 and J of Diamonds were both shocked. “Is this f0cker actually going?”
Bei Shan looked at Xu Cheng’s disappearing silhouette and sighed, “This guy might be crazy with talk, he’s even more crazy with actions. Last time when I went to the black market with him, I felt like I was watching a movie that was constantly at the climax. The Sonora Family of Mexico just disappeared, just like that, and the head of that family was shot in the head by this guy right in front of the other 5 big families. This guy always goes for the root, he’s very cunning. After circling around in the night with the Sonora Family, he actually just went straight into their home base and killed everyone. Our Division Master is already doing a lot of crazy sh-t despite his old age, and that’s enough for us to worry, and then there’s this guy…”
The J of Diamonds: “I’ve never even seen the Queen’s face in my life, and my daily missions were at most at the mercenary level, yet this b-stard’s already doing boss fights… Indeed, the world of Old Two is too hard to understand.”
The 8 of Diamonds: “So what does Xu Cheng do in real life? Does he need an assistant or a driver or something?”