Chapter 256: Eat?! I’ll Let You Eat!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Gu Mengmeng heard a main point from Elvis’s words and she raised her brow while asking, “What did you say just now? Repeat it again.”
Elvis looked at Gu Mengmeng and repeated seriously, “So beautiful.”
Gu Mengmeng shook her head and said, “The previous sentence.”
Elvis thought for a moment and replied, “Just nice.”
Gu Mengmeng shook her head again and said, “The first sentence.”
Elvis recalled his own words and said, “You grew chubbier than before.”
“Ah- – !” Gu Mengmeng’s sudden howl gave Elvis a huge scare and he stared at Gu Mengmeng with a confused expression, completely out of state.
Gu Mengmeng smirked darkly and pointed at Elvis, instructing, “I give you three seconds to run away. If you’re still caught by me, you’re dead!”
Elvis frowned, saying, “Xiao Meng, you didn’t inherit my speed, you can’t catch up to me.”
Upon hearing his words, Gu Mengmeng felt the flame in her heart getting bigger. She pointed at a random direction and shouted, “Three!”
Elvis absurdly felt a chill down his spine and he held onto Gu Mengmeng’s shoulders while saying, “Xiao Meng, don’t be angry, calm down, calm down.”
Gu Mengmeng stuck out two fingers and said, “Two!”
Elvis weirdly felt his two legs wanting to run away, but he did not know what did he say wrong.
Gu Mengmeng stuck out the third finger and hollered at the top of her lungs, “One!”
After she finished counting, Gu Mengmeng started chasing after Elvis around the whole cave, picking up anything on the way and throwing them all at him with all her might. The magical Elvis did not know why Gu Mengmeng was chasing him and also did not know why he started running, neither did he know why Gu Mengmeng looked so angry while feeding him so much food on the way.
Elvis ran in front of her while taking the various food Gu Mengmeng handed to him ‘gently’ until he could not carry anymore in his arms. He then turned back and said, “Xiao Meng, I can’t eat so much food. If I finish all of these, you won’t have enough food to last through the winter.”
“Eat?! I’ll let you eat!” As Gu Mengmeng shouted, she picked a large potato and swung it towards Elvis.
She thought that with Elvis’s skills, he could easily dodge it but who would have known that the clueless idiot would use his mouth to receive it because he had no spare hands left. But human-form Elvis did not have such a big mouth, how could he receive the potato that was as big as a dragon-fruit? In the end, that potato smashed against Elvis’s nose with a bang and a red streak crept down from Elvis’s nostrils.
“Ah!” Gu Mengmeng cried out in alarm and hurriedly rushed over to cup Elvis’s face to look at it in detail. She used her hand to touch Elvis’s nose bridge lightly and seeing how Elvis was gasping cold air in agony, her heart ached and she pulled him to find Lea frantically, blaming him at the same time, “Don’t you know how to dodge when I throw stuff at you? Are you dumb?!”
Elvis did not regard it seriously as he was still hugging onto a pile of preserved fish, preserved meat, sweet potatoes and potatoes, letting Gu Mengmeng pull him outside. Seeing how she was so concerned for him, he answered with a small smile, “Those are all your food. If I dodged, they will smash against the wall and you can’t eat them anymore.”
“Eat eat eat, what do you still want to eat?! Didn’t you say that I grew chubbier? Let’s not eat anymore, I’m going on a diet.” Gu Mengmeng pulled Elvis to Lea snappily and glared at Elvis before turning to look at Lea, “That… can I trouble you to look at his nose? Just now… he accidentally… got smashed by a potato.”