Chapter 853: Comical Beyond Belief, Beyond Description.
Over the next three days, Gu Mengmeng behaved very calmly. She knew Lea and Elvis were extremely busy making comprehensive preparations.
There was not much left to the rainy season. After last year’s experience, members of the tribe have already started stockpiling food for the harsh winter.
16 new females had joined the tribe this year. So the older members of the Saint Nazaire tribe had to teach others the proper way to stockpile food, as well as identity foods that could be stored for longer durations. The tribe was busy as a bee. As a witch doctor, Lea was naturally at the center of the activity. Meanwhile, Elvis was responsible for staying at home to look after Gu Mengmeng.
She could not sleep properly those three days. She was plagued with nightmares every night, even crying out a few times. Unfortunately, she cried out the names of other males. It was always Hede… Chixuan and such.
She was very quiet, achingly quiet.
Elvis was well aware that this quietness was just Gu Mengmeng’s way of trying very hard to suppress her own unease. She didn’t wish to trouble them, and so endured it alone.
They couldn’t just bring Gu Mengmeng over to Sauder without any preparations. So they had to wait for Ian to return with news on Sauder. Only then could they come up with a sound plan to bring Gu Mengmeng over.
But before that, what could they do to lighten Mengmeng’s mood?
Early morning, Gu Mengmeng was still lying sleepily in bed when she overheard Elvis and Lea murmuring to each other.
Eyelids still feeling too heavy, Gu Mengmeng kept her eyes shut, but just tilted her ears and listened carefully.
“Are you sure it is like this?” Lea was doubtful.
Elvis replied softly but firmly, “Yeah, I seen it before. It is like this.”
Lea sounded hesitant. “It looks rather strange…”
Elvis kept silent for half a second before saying, “Perhaps… it’s because we don’t know?”
Gu Mengmeng couldn’t understand what they were saying. Anyway, she had already woken up and couldn’t get back to sleep again.
She propped herself up and rubbed her eyes before looking at Elvis and Lea.
Gu Mengmeng, “…”
After a three-second silence, Gu Mengmeng suddenly roared with laughter.
“Hahahahahaha…”
Elvis and Lea exchanged looks, feeling rather embarrassed.
They had done this to lift her spirits, but… she was clearly laughing, so why did they feel weird all over instead?
Gu Mengmeng saw her own bikini top on Lea’s body, and her bikini bottom on Elvis. She laughed until her face was red and sprawled on the bed gasping for breath.
Lea’s chest was much wider than a female’s so although it had been worn in the exact same manner which Gu Mengmeng had done so, it completely failed to cover any part of him. The effect was comical beyond belief, beyond description.
Elvis was even worse. The bikini bottom was a thong and could already barely cover a lady’s private bits. So with Elvis’ dimensions, how could it hold him? He looked as if he was in an SM bondage movie. Everything was tied out of place, while Elvis’ manly parts dangled freely…
“Pfft hahaha…” Gu Mengmeng was in tears from laughter, completely unable to straighten herself.
Elvis was worried she would choke to death from laughing and went up to pull her into his embrace. “Laughing so hard? It looks like you really like swim wear very much…”