Chapter 939: Shamelessly Self-Righteous
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes. How could she not see through his true motive?
Wabei just wanted her to visit the Beast Deity more, so that she could ask him a few more times on when he could send Wabei to Snakel’s side.
Although she understood that, Gu Mengmeng felt that she would feel uncomfortable all over if she didn’t tease him about it.
So she cleared her throat and said, “Eh, my father is the great Beast Deity and very busy. Do you think that everyone else in the world is as free as you? Favorite hobby is getting beaten up and best skill is at pretending to be shit?”
“You…!” Wabei choked in anger at Gu Mengmeng’s mocking. He was momentarily at a loss for words and just wrung his hands. “Humph, you are just unfilial!”
Gu Mengmeng twisted her lips. “Then tell me, how many times have you visited your own father over the past 800 years? If you did that more times than me, I will admit that you are filial.”
Wabei stared dumbly at Gu Mengmeng. “Why should I be filial?”
Gu Mengmeng harrumphed. “You are unfilial yourself, but want me to be filial?”
Wabei nodded sincerely. “Yes. My lack of filial piety doesn’t impact you. But your lack of filial piety affects me.”
“You… you are really shamelessly self-righteous.” Gu Mengmeng looked at Wabei with amusement.
Wabei was unconcerned and just shrugged. “It will be several days before we reach Zacharias. Since we have nothing else to do, why don’t you go to sleep.”
Gu Mengmeng stiffened her neck. “This is the first time I am bringing my sons out. Why should I sleep? No way!”
Wabei narrowed his eyes as his expression darkened. “You won’t sleep? I will eat your sons if you don’t sleep.”
Gu Mengmeng smiled disbelievingly. “Go ahead. If you eat them, I will tell Snakel you are bullying me. That you forced me to the brink. Let’s see if you will still have the cheek to face him in future.”
“Are you so shameless?!” Wabei pointed at Gu Mengmeng’s nose as he jumped up and down.
But Gu Mengmeng just gave an adorably charming smile, looking very much like one of the Rocket Team members in the game Pokemon. “Hahaha, don’t you know? Old Mister Sun said many years before that both women and small-minded men are hard to deal with. A woman’s shamelessness is also her charm.”
Wabei gritted his teeth. He felt a strong urge to strangle Gu Mengmeng to death. He opened and closed his hands near her neck, but in the end couldn’t do it.
Gu Mengmeng was completely unafraid of Wabei’s threat. She purposely stuck out her neck and grinned. “Eh, are you going to strangle me or not? If you are, quickly do it. It’s quite tiring for me to stick my neck out like this.”
Wabei’s face nearly turned green with rage. He waved her off. “I must strangle you just because you want me to? That will be a loss of dignity to me.”
Gu Mengmeng laughed loudly as she smacked Wabei on the shoulder, sending him sliding across the ground seven to eight steps away before coming to a stop. Meanwhile, Gu Mengmeng did not feel any sense of guilt in hitting him. She just smiled and casually patted off her hands. “A little shit who has evolved is really something else. Now he knows the importance of dignity. Hahaha…”
“Gu—Meng—Meng!” Wabei came barreling back and raised his hand to hit Gu Mengmeng, who just grinned and stared back at Wabei with a “hit me if you dare” stance. Enraged, Wabei punched empty air but didn’t land a single strike on her body.
When he first witnessed such foolery, Elvis would be wary against Wabei, worried that he would really strike Gu Mengmeng. But now he had seen this charade so many times… Elvis didn’t even bat an eyelid at Wabei. He just focused his doting gaze on the impish Gu Mengmeng.