Chapter 719: The Snoring
Well, he wasn’t familiar with the other uncles.
“Alright, Shi Tou, you may go out first.”
When Shi Tou came out, he felt a little ludicrous. He was expecting some difficult questions, but in the end, they were so simple, he seemed quite disappointed.
“Next, Chi Xinxin.”
Xinxin frowned and took two deep breaths before stepping into the door.
Instantly, the three children who had not been called became a little nervous.
To wait and go in one by one was indeed a test of their time and patience.
However, Xinxin was not nervous at all, “Village Chief, what do you want to ask?” she asked him instead.
Yang Yu burst into laughter, “How did you know I’ll be asking questions?”
“I made a guess!” Otherwise, how else would she know?
Yang Yu gave her a thumbs-up and praised, “Smart.”
Xinxin snorted proudly, “Village Chief, hurry up and ask your questions.”
This young lady was very straightforward!
It was still the same three questions from before, “Do you like your dad or your mom more?”
“I like dad, I like mom too. But if you ask me, I like grandma best!”
What? This was an unexpected answer! But children did not lie.
“The second question, what is it about your dad that you dislike the most?”
She thought for a while, “Must I answer?”
“Yes!”
She was in a bit of a dilemma! “I don’t like that he is often not at home because of work!”
This was understandable. After all, which celebrity in the entertainment industry can go home very often?
The number of times they could go home all year round could be counted off the fingers on one hand. Some people were so busy with work that they could only go home once a year and could only stay for one day before leaving for the set early the next morning.
“One last question. Out of the five uncles, which one do you like the most?”
“Uncle Boyuan, he’s so handsome!”
He didn’t know girls at such young age go for looks too.
…
“Next, Wu Yu!”
When An An entered, only the two youngest children were left outside the door. Out of the five children, they were the most introverted and were most afraid of strangers.
The assistants stepped forward to comfort and reassure them. Otherwise, Deng Yu’er would have burst into tears immediately.
Ningning was still alright. After all, he was a “man”, so he held back his tears.
Inside the house, An An looked at Yang Yu and commented, “Village Chief, your hat looks nice.” He was a five-year-old child after all. He was quite brave and was much stronger mentally.
What? Was An An trying to get into his good books? Not really.
Yang Yu quickly reached out and touched his straw hat, “Really?”
“Yes, but it would look even better if it were a different color!”
Yang Yu went along with it and asked, “What color do you think would be nice?”
An An blinked his eyes and gave Yang Yu a good measure, “Green.”
What? Green? Wearing a green hat represented being cuckolded!
Yang Yu’s face almost turned red with anger. But looking at the innocent face of An An, he could only suppress his temper. After all, how could a child know what wearing a green hat meant?
An An genuinely felt that a green straw hat would complement Yang Yu’s flamboyant outfit. He would look even cooler.
Yang Yu coughed and went back to the topic at hand.
“Alright, I have three questions. First one, do you like your dad or your mom more?”
“Mom!”
Ninety percent of the children in the world would have the same answer!
“What do you dislike the most about your dad?”
“Well… I don’t like that he snores when he sleeps!”