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Normal? Normal my ass!
It’s not normal slipping into your sister’s bedroom at night. He is on the path of becoming a sister fucker and being sent to Juvie!
The problem is does Shu Zhe even have the ability to become a rapist? It’s not the same with me and Ai Mi (I can overpower her with one hand, but this is only an example, please do not doubt my integrity) —— Shu Zhe, you do not even have enough physical strength to overpower your sister!
The class leader’s goal is to become an omnipotent criminal police officer. She rides her bike to and from school, she participates in PE activities, and she never relaxes on physical training… Her spike alone is enough to give you a concussion!
Yet you did not even prepare any sleeping pills. It doesn’t seem like your style!
Also, did you not say you had no interest in your sister! Don’t you already have a girlfriend! For what reason did you extend your vile hands towards your sister?
I was not able to play basketball properly with those thoughts in my mind, and it caused captain Guo SongTao to get a lot of free points. Liu HuaiShui ridiculed me by saying I place hoes before bros, but I had no retort.
I realized there was still 15 minutes of break left after the game ended, so I ran directly to the first floor of the school to look for her brother without discussing it with the class leader.
Shu Zhe was sitting on a window ledge playing with his phone with the windows open. It was a beautiful day outside and he was spending his time leisurely.
I walked up and flicked him on the forehead.
“Who is it!” Shu Zhe raised his head unhappily. He almost fell out the window after seeing me in a fit of rage.
“Bro- Brother Ye Lin, why are you here?”
He had a fake smile on his face.
“Ha, why can’t I come to a lower-grade’s hallway if you can sneak into your sister’s bedroom in the middle of the night.”
I said as I prepared to kick him out the window.
Although it was only the first floor, Shu Zhe was still tremendously scared. Maybe he was afraid his new clothes would get dirtied by the flower garden outside.
“Oh… it’s about that! Let me explain! It’s only because I sent a wrong text!”
“Wrong text?”
“That’s right!” Shu Zhe awkwardly nodded, “I sent a good night text to Xiao Li before I went to sleep, but I accidentally sent it to my sister!”
In order to make me believe him, he gave me his sparkly new phone and let me look at the text he sent last night:
“Li, don’t forget about our date Saturday at Dolphin Park. Sweet dreams!”
In the To section, it clearly wrote: “Annoying Sister”.
“Now do you understand, brother Ye Lin? It’ll be over if my sister sees that text!” Shu Zhe waved his hands exaggeratedly, “Luckily my sister sleeps earlier than me and she always turns off her phone. In order to not let her see that message the next morning, I could only sneak in and quietly erase the message!”
Shu Zhe’s explanation seemed reasonable and it did not seem like there were any holes. I slightly pondered about it for a moment.
“If you were only looking for her cellphone, why did you lift up her blankets?”
“She even told you about that? She really doesn’t treat you as an outsider!”
Shu Zhe was extremely anxious as if I was a loan shark coming for debt.
“I didn’t know where she placed her phone, so I wanted to take a look under her pillow! Do you think there’s even anything to look at under there? —— Isn’t it just a set of pajamas? She wears even more clothes than the female PE committee member from your class!”
He did not seem to be faking his disgust when describing his sister’s sleepwear.
I relaxed slightly. Although Shu Zhe was far from being a good kid, he was not nearly as perverted as Eunuch Cao. If Eunuch Cao had a sister like the class leader, he would have caused a tragedy a long time ago.
Right when I was about to return his phone, a QQ icon lit up. I unconsciously tapped it and saw the content of the message:
Please recruit some more real workers. There’s been too few dogs lately and the boss is dissatisfied.
The message left me bewildered. I took a closer look at the id of the user who sent the message, and it was actually a name I was familiar with: Rhonin.
Was it a coincidence? After all, Rhonin is a character from WoW, so it’s not uncommon for his name to be used as a username. But I could only think of the bad egg who tried to steal Obama when I put together Rhonin and dogs. He even called Xia B and Zhao GuangTou to block me and the class leader in an alley, which could have led to a disastrous ending!
Shu Zhe asked for his phone back after he realized I was reading his QQ message.
“How can you do this! Even my sister won’t look at my personal files! You… You’re infringing upon my human rights!”
“Human rights?” I sneered, “Only good people have rights, a criminal still wants rights?”
“I’m not a criminal! You can’t look at my messages!” He started to struggle, but it was futile. Even his classmates who passed by would lower their heads and walk faster.
You won’t let me look at your messages? The more you don’t want me to look, the more I want to look!
I opened the chat history between Shu Zhe and Rhonin. I began to frown after reading only a few pages.
One of the sections cleared up my questions:
Zhe Bie: I’ve contacted a couple more elementary school kids. They’ll bring the dogs to you if they manage to get their hands on any. Don’t forget to tell the boss about my cut.
Rhonin: I won’t forget. Man, your job is so relaxed, you can make money without moving.
Zhe Bie: (Lol Emoji) Mental labor is also tiring. Don’t be discontent, you guys still get the bigger cut.
Rhonin: It’s still not as relaxed as you. A few days ago, my two bosses were beaten up. I really want to learn from you and con grade school kids to be my legmen so I don’t have to be put in danger. (sigh)
This conversation was shocking to see. I took a look at Shu Zhe’s subgroups, and there was a group called ‘Real Workers’ with over 100 users!
What the fuck is this! Are you a MLM or the Italian mob?! Were you referring to this when you told me you had a new money making opportunity? Are you acting as a middleman and hiring grade schoolers to kidnap dogs simply because the market is there?!
Even that scoundrel Rhonin admires your relaxed job! He used a WoW character as his username, and you named yourself after a famous Mongolian sniper?
Which fucking part of you relates to a sniper! You have nothing in common with your sister other than having good eyesight! Your sister would die from a broken heart if she found out you were earning dirty money from a dog kidnapping group! Also, this Rhonin friend of yours almost gang-raped your sister!
Shu Zhe you really are one unchanging deceptive scum!
Shu Zhe inferred that I saw his chat history after seeing my expression. He still tried to justify his actions to me:
“Brother Ye Lin, don’t worry about me, it’s not anything serious.”
“I only found people doing this by chance. They were hiring dog catchers on an online forum and I realized I could exploit the opportunity to become a middle man. I took the opportunity to hire a couple of grade schoolers and earn some middleman fees. You should know grade schoolers are a bit dumb and they don’t even know I’m taking advantage of them…”
“They’ve never met me online or offline. My cut would get transferred to an Alipay account at set times, even if they all get caught by the police, I won’t get caught… This QQ account is also not my usual QQ account…”
“Think about it. Why would you not do easy work? Brother Ye Lin, don’t tell my sister, I… I’ll split my profits, 70 to 30, no, 60 to 40! You can also protect me from being bullied at 28 Middle.”
I squeezed Shu Zhe’s phone until it started to squeak.