After I started using the clear-headed berserker mode, I placed my wrists together and sent a Kamehameha wave at young master Xu.
He shrieked as he was swept up by the wave and became a distant star in the night sky.
Nope, that was only my imagination. In reality, I didn’t evade his kicks and I punched him on his knee causing him to stagger backward.
It was the so-called using force against force, but my fist didn’t hurt at all. I don’t feel any pain in berserker mode even if my bones break.
I have to punish this shameless underwear thief in my sister’s name!
How could you steal something as private as underwear, then wear it over your head?
It’s not the same for me, because I’m doing it for justice and love!
Young master Xu sneered as he saw me also wear underwear on my head:
“I never thought you would still have some good tricks up your sleeves.”
“Hmph.” I returned his compliment, “Same goes for you.”
The hair on both our heads were parted in two by the underwear and was swaying with the wind.
“Who does that pair of underwear belong to?”
He suddenly asked.
“Hmph, you don’t need to worry about who it’s from. All you need to know is that I can gain more power from this pair than yours. As for someone like you who takes underwear without consent, if the underwear could think, it would probably despise you.”
Young master Xu muttered quietly.
“Are you saying the underwear on your head was given to you voluntarily?”
“Of course.” I answered proudly, “It’s a pair of underwear filled with love and confidence. It can’t even be compared to your nameless underwear.”
He seemed disappointed and frustrated but wasn’t willing to admit defeat:
“Even if you’re wearing your girlfriend’s underwear…”
I laughed out loud: “It’s not my girlfriend’s underwear and she will never become my girlfriend, but I will always love her and she will always love me.”
Young master Xu was left speechless for a period of time.
“You… you’re a master who enjoys romance.”
“It’s not romance, our relationship was decided since birth.”
“Now you’re talking about fate… you must have brainwashed that girl.”
“Hey, you’re an underwear thief, when did you start caring about women’s rights? You should just admit defeat if you think you can’t defeat me.”
Young master Xu gritted his teeth, then he unzipped his backpack and took out another pair of underwear.
As expected, the backpack was packed to the brim with stolen underwear. There were probably around two hundred pieces of bras and underwear.
He took a deep breath and put the new pair of underwear over his head right on top of the old pair.
Two-sword style, no, two-panty style? Are you trying to use quantity to beat quality?
It wasn’t a misconception, he got stronger again.
A sudden gust hit my face. His attacks were as relentless as a storm, but I was able to see his moves clearly with berserker mode. I let him attack freely as I evaded and counterattacked.
The two of us was left panting and sweating heavily after seven or eight exchanges.
Ah, damn, the underwear on my head is probably already soaked with my sweat. I don’t even know if it’s been worn by Ai Mi, yet I’m going to impart it with my smell.
Young master Xu advanced again after a bit of rest. I didn’t give up either and we exchanged blows twenty more times.
Fist vs fist, leg vs leg. He used snake’s strike while I fought back with a tiger’s bite.
Ah, who was the one who said Chinese martial arts is on the decline! Needless to say, young master Xu’s are no longer even taekwondo moves. He used a lot of self-created techniques with his fists and legs.
To be honest, even though we both looked laughable with underwear over our heads, it was still a high-level fight.
If it was recorded, it could become good teaching materials for the younger generation.
Of course, I would first have to ask a professional to edit the underwear on our heads out of the video.
Otherwise, it might leave a bad impression on youth that you would get superpowers by wearing underwear over your heads.
After numerous exchanges, even if he was trying to act tenacious, he was showing signs of fatigue.
I didn’t let this chance pass and was able to make him fall back onto the ground with a quick swipe of my legs, and his backpack also fell off his shoulders.
He wasn’t very injured. He supported himself up with his arms and stared at me, who was panting as heavily as him, with sluggish eyes.
“You’re… nothing.”
It looks like he’s all talk.
I rushed forwards in a fit of anger. I wanted to kick him back on the ground.
But a pervert definitely has strange thought patterns. He thought I was aiming for his bag of stolen goods, so instead of protecting himself, he used his body to protect the bag.
I kicked at his back, he groaned but still didn’t let go of the bag.
“Let go, you pervert.” I didn’t know how to react and kept kicking him from behind.
I wasn’t sure when my berserker mode had ended and I felt muscle aches all over my body. But, right now, young master Xu doesn’t even have any strength to resist.
Who knew he still didn’t give up. He took out another pair of underwear from his bag and wore it over his head.
Now it’s three sword style? Although underwear might energize you, but don’t think it actually works as a stimulant!
As expected, even though he entered three-sword style, he couldn’t stand up anymore.
He began to sob and took out two more pairs of underwear but there was no place for him to wear it.
I was also getting tired of kicking him. Seeing as he looked beaten, I relaxed my vigilance and asked:
“What, are you trying to do five sword style now? As long as you admit defeat, confess your sins, and guarantee you won’t do it again…”
Young master Xu’s eyes suddenly flashed, then he tried to put a pink laced underwear onto my head.
I wasn’t able to dodge in time.
Fuck, you’re too aggressive when putting it on, it almost ripped! More importantly, it’s covering one of my eyes because it’s slanted!
Did he do it on purpose to block my view?
Ah, the world I see through my left eye is drastically different. It’s so fuzzy yet warm at the same time. But the main question is who does the underwear belong to? Since you said you’re only active in the West district, it’s likely it belongs to a classmate, or at least someone from the same school!
Xu made a happy expression after he succeeded. I’m not sure if it was because he didn’t have the strength to punch anymore, but he brought the remaining underwear in his hand towards my head.
Are you trying to cover my right eye too? I can’t let him have his way, so I snatched the underwear from his hands (he didn’t have much strength left). I was hesitating on whether or not I should put it back into his bag when I saw him take out a pair of cartoon underwear from his bag and tried to put it on me again.
You’re still playing around? I got angry and put the pair of underwear in my hand straight onto his head.
I put in a lot of strength. Even though it didn’t cover his eyes, it still covered his nose and didn’t let him breathe properly.
“Ahahahaha.”
He was wearing four pairs of underwear over his head and I kept laughing because it looked too comical. He leaped up unexpectedly and put the cartoon underwear over my head.
4:3, are you trying to play a game you created?
Since he had tons of underwear, I took the largest pair I could find from his bag and put it over his head.
5:3. Ye Lin contestant leads by two points, please give him a standing ovation!
In the night alley, there were two youngsters who exhausted all their strength to continuously put underwear on each other’s heads.
When it was 11:9 with me in the lead, I grabbed onto a pair of bras. Right when I was fretting about how to put it onto his head, I heard a furious women’s voice coming from the entrance of the alley, behind young master Xu.
“I finally caught you.”
The woman who was obscured by the shadows slowly crept closer.
Young master Xu trembled after being hearing the women’s voice. He used his remaining strength and flung his bag towards me. Then he took the chance to bolt away into a different nearby alleyway.
There were all sorts of female underwear hung from my head, shoulder, hands, and legs. I had 9 pairs of underwear on my head (the innermost one belonged to Ai Mi). I was also holding onto a pair of sexy purple bras and I had no idea what to do.
The woman realized Xu had fled, but she didn’t chase him and instead headed towards me.
As she got closer, I realized it was fucking Auntie Ren! Why is she trying to do police work by catching the underwear thief the first day she was released from quarantine?
Auntie Ren didn’t recognize me at first (I had 9 pairs of underwear on my head). Her face flushed red with anger when she saw the bra in my hand.
“You scum lack discipline. Do you think you guys would be able to escape safe and sound after stealing underwear form my balcony?”