Chapter 394 – Are You Sure You’re Not Going To Blow It?
Shu Zhe had his had head pressed down by me because he said he wanted to chase Ai Mi. He was unrelenting even after begging and gasping for breath.
“She will have to marry someone eventually.” Shu Zhe mumbled, “It’s not like you can marry her yourself. Since she has such good conditions, you have to try and keep the goodies within the family…”
I raised my fist and Shu Zhe stopped talking.
Additionally, Shu Zhe persuaded me to continue with the used underwear business.
“I actually don’t like doing something that embarrassing, but the profits are too high! I wouldn’t even have known there are that many perverts in the country if I didn’t become a customer service representative. Right now there’s still tens of people in line waiting for underwear.”
“What, you’ve already led that many people astray in such a short period of time?”
“That’s not a lot. I’ve been carefully selecting candidates and filtered out people who seem unreliable. You have to increase production to keep up with demand!”
“How do I increase production? You’re the one producing it, not me.”
To be honest, the perverts headed by Cilantro Buns and Uncle Fireball were all attracted to here by ‘Miss Model’. My underwear is dispensable, if it wasn’t for the fact Shu Zhe needs my online store platform, he could have went independent ages ago.
“Do I have to wear it for a full 72 hours before sending it to customers?”
“Yes, we’re already lying about your sex, so we can’t lie about the time.”
“Then, can I wear three pairs of underwear simultaneously?”
“What?”
Shu Zhe pointed to his waist while explaining to me:
“I’ll wear the next shipped one on the inside, then wear another two on the outside. That way I’m still wearing each pair for 72 hours, but I’m saving time…”
“No, isn’t that effectively the same thing as cheating about the time.”
Shu Zhe was anxious and trying to come up with a new idea like he was trying to teach a child how to conduct a business.
“Bro Ye Lin, why are you so stubborn? If you can’t do this and can’t do that, then when are you going to make any money? Or are you depending on my sister to support you in the future?”
What… you’re the one who’s freeloading off your sister.
“I’m not trying to brag, but if I managed the store for three months, I could double your profits.”
“How would you double my profits?” I was a bit curious.
“Easy. Since it’s almost summer, a lot of high school and university girls would be looking for jobs. We can pick a few suitable ones and hire them.”
“So, first hire more employees, then what?”
“Then, we would let them do customer service work, but we can’t pay them too high salary. Nowadays all the girls are pretty lazy and don’t want to do any actual work…”
“How could you say that after you take a look at your sister?”
“Bro Ye Lin, don’t interrupt, my sister is a special case…. Then, once those employees want to earn more money, we would slowly reveal our used undergarment business to them. If there are ones who can’t accept it, then we will fire them immediately. The ones left behind can wear underwear while doing customer service, killing two birds with one stone and making us more money.”
I noticed Shu Zhe specifically said undergarments instead of underwear. So it looks like he’s planning on including bras too. He may be shameless, but he would never wear bras himself.
“Actually, the reason why you insist on 72 hours is because you want to ensure a certain degree of scent remains on it. But we’re living in a fast paced society. If KFC can speed up the growth of their chickens, then we can’t be the only ones still using traditional methods! I think we could do this: the female customer service representatives aren’t allowed to open air conditioning while wearing underwear ordered by a client…”
“Huh, are you trying to kill them with the heat?”
“I think they will bear with it for a higher cut. The higher the temperature, the more they will sweat. The more sweat, the stronger the scent left behind. I think we will be able to achieve an effect of 72 hours after only 8 hours.”
I couldn’t help but imagine the scene of a female high school or university student sitting at my home in front of the computer while drenched in sweat.
“The sweat wouldn’t go to waste. I’ll prepare a sealed container and tell them to wring the sweat form their clothes into the can. That way if we get a rush order, we can dunk the underwear into the sealed can and blow dry it after a few minutes.”
“If a special kind of pervert wants to buy the sweat, I’ll sell it at the right price. I can also sell any other bodily fluids.”
“If the clients are willing, they can even voice chat with the female employees… it would be free to chat, but if they buy anything then the employees themselves wouldn’t waste any time talking to them…”
“By the way, I looked up related laws and legislation. So far, there’s no legislation around selling used underwear, so we won’t be investigated. But just in case an employee exposes us after being fired, I recommend putting a pinhole security camera in their rooms and film them while they’re working, so we have something we can use against them…”
Wow, you’re becoming more and more perverted. Are you trying to turn our adult goods store into a pervert goods store? You even had the idea of voice chatting, that’s literally one step away from those sexual chat rooms. If you lived in ancient times, you would definitely open a brothel just to earn money. Then, not only would your job ruin your sister’s reputation, she might even be used by you to lure in wealthy customers. If a noble person took a fancy to your sister, you’re the first to drug her and sell her at a high price.
I would never listen to the bewitchment of human scum like him who would screw over his own sister.
“Stop dreaming, our adults good store is an upright online store, not a dirty and corrupt place. All your suggestions are rejected. If you want to keep working here, just follow my rules.”
“But…”
“But nothing.” I tossed the lipstick I bought a couple of days ago to Shu Zhe, “If you want to make more money, I still have the balloon blowing business. You can start working after wearing the lipsticks.”
Shu Zhe picked up the lipstick and opened the lid skillfully and sniffed it. He quickly frowned when he saw it was a tacky bright red.
“Can you use a better color?”
“You’re not showing it off to anyone, the main point is to leave clear prints on the balloon.”
“I heard you were selling each balloon for ¥50, so how much will I get?”
Shu Zhe always remembers everything that concerns money since that’s the thing he cares the most about.
“After subtracting the cost of the balloons and lipstick, I’ll give you ¥20.”
“I want ¥25.” Shu Zhe pointed out, “My character, Southland Berries, is the main focus of your store, so you have to at least split it fifty fifty.”
Speaking of character, I remembered how Xiong YaoYue was afraid of damaging her character, so she donated her money to the special needs school. Since I’m selling trap goods as real women goods, I should donate some money to get rid of bad energy.
“Actually, these aren’t regular balloons, they are love balloons. For each one we sell, I will donate ¥10 to charity. We can split the remaining ¥40 evenly, so you will still get ¥20…”
“Is there something wrong with you? If you have too much money to spend, you can buy my sister a gift. Don’t give money away to unknown people, didn’t you hear that Red Cross…”
“It’s not the Red Cross.” I waved my hands.
“The others aren’t trustworthy either, they all line their own pockets. If you’re going to be this dumb, then I’m not going to blow it for you.”
Huh, this brat is actually impertinent enough to disobey? Do you think I’m not afraid of beating you because of your sister? You’re too naive! There are tons of ways I can torture you without leaving any scars behind. I have a plethora of knowledge and I’ll make you blow it today no matter what.
I grabbed him by his collar and violently pulled him up from the bed.
“I’m donating to help you accumulate merit. A shitty person like you probably haven’t done many good things, so it’s all for your sake.”
“How is it for my sake if you’re paying me less?” Shu Zhe counterattacked.
He said a lot of words today that made me mad. In the heat of the moment, I pushed him onto the bed and he fell on the mattress with a shriek.
I pressed against him stomach using my knees with a third of my strength, so he wouldn’t die.
Shu Zhe quickly lose the ability to resist and began to beg me. I picked up the lip stick and smeared it over his lips.
“What are you doing? It looks ugly.”
Are you saying you would look better as a man with a lipstick if put on properly?
“So, you’re not going to blow the balloons? Fine, if you’re not going to blow balloons, you might as well blow this…”
I said as I pretended to loosen my belt.
Shu Zhe’s face turned white and he pleaded:
“What are you doing? Don’t scare me, I’ll blow it!”
“So, you’re agreeing to blow the balloons?”
“Of course, what else is there…”
Shu Zhe sat up in low spirits after being released. He took the balloon I handed him and began blowing it slowly.
His lung capacity was around one of an elementary school student. He only blew the balloon to the size of pomelo before needing to rest.
After blowing the balloon, he seemed pretty skilled at using ribbons. He must have use them a lot when giving gifts to his girlfriends.
“You don’t have to blow it too large or it would pop during shipping.” I ordered him as he began to blow the next balloon.
After blowing 5 balloons, Shu Zhe reapplied the lipstick. Then he suddenly realized something as he was about to blow the 6th one.
“What product picture are you going to use when selling these lip print balloons?”
“Do you even need to ask, obviously the balloons you blew up~~”
“No.” Shu Zhe shook his head, “How are you going to entice buyers with a regular photo of a balloon? You have to at least post a picture of Southland Berries herself blowing up the balloons.”
“Huh, you want to voluntarily cross dress and take photos? There’s no loss for me, as long as it increases sales, me, you, and the charity will all benefit…”
“Who cares about the charity?” Shu Zhe stuck out his hand towards me, “I need to be paid for cross dress photos, so pay me first.”