Chapter 592: Rubbing Back and Forth
Shoot, it’s a snake.
Its dark brown back was separated with equally spaced red horizontal stripes. It was like a magnified legless centipede… I think it’s a banded red snake. It was only 20 cm in length, so it should still be a younger snake, but young snakes can still bite.
While I was still wary and made sure not to make sudden movements, Xiao Qin, who was just scared by the bug, ran over as if she discovered treasure. She bent down and picked up the snake from the ground.
The snake was grabbed near its head so it couldn’t bite. It could only coil around Xiao Qin’s right while spitting out its tongue at her with an annoyed look.
“(*^__^*) Hehe… Ye Lin classmate, look. What a cute little snake.”
Xiao Qin showed it to me with unbridled joy.
“Cute my ass, don’t come any closer. Venomous snakes are much scarier than beetles, why are you not afraid of snakes?”
Xiao Qin then muttered to herself: “That’s right… I could have screamed there’s a snake on the ground then throw myself into Ye Lin classmate’s arms…”
Save it, otherwise you will eventually devolve to a state where you would jump onto me and yell out it’s scary whenever you see a pedestrian on the streets.
“Stop holding it. Throw it far away.” I yelled, “It will be bad if it bites you or another student…”
“Ye Lin classmate worries too much. It’s not like I saw the snake and thought of an inspiration for a serial killing…”
Don’t say that while stuffing the snake into your own bag. I’m thinking you’re going to ask the class leader and the others to get something from your bag and let them get bitten.
Ah, now that I think about it, the Little Tyrant did the same thing to me before.
She got a non-venomous snake from who knows where and put it into a bag, then lied to me and told me there was candy in the bag. I reached in to get some candy, but only felt something cold and damp, then I was bitten. The snake didn’t have any venom, but it clamped onto my hand and didn’t let go. I was crying while trying to fling the snake off as Xiao Qin was rolling on the floor laughing.
I was exceptionally wary towards snakes due to this childhood trauma. Once I discover one, I would release a lot of adrenaline and trigger the fight or flight response, basically I couldn’t sit still.
It’s funny I was born in the year of the snake. Other than the class leader who was a dragon, everyone else in the class was a snake.
Other than having acrophobia and not being able to swim, I was also sensitive to snakes, plus the fact I occasionally ask for directions… that means I have over five weaknesses, that’s serious. The Greek hero Achilles only had one weaknesses and that was how he died, so I have to be extra careful and I can’t let my weaknesses increase anymore.
“It’s nothing serious.” Xiao Qin said while smiling, “I heard from my mom that red banded snakes are commonplace in China. Other than liking to bite soft things or not letting go after a bite, their venom is very mild and there hasn’t been a casualty from them in over a hundred years…”
“You still can’t put it into your bag! You said it likes to bite soft things, don’t tell me…”
Do you still remember the movie where Cleopatra committed suicide by letting a snake bite her breasts?
Are you planning on hiding the snake in the bag, then letting the snake bite their breasts?
What a malicious prank! How much do you have to resent big breasts to send those precious breasts under a venomous tooth.
“It won’t hurt much.” Xiao Qin said while stuffing the snake into her bag, “It’s a tiny snake and its teeth are very short, it might not even be able to penetrate the class leader’s bra…”
So that’s exactly what you were planning. How can I let you have it your way, I’ll be the protector of the class leader and Gong CaiCai’s breasts.
With the goal of protecting my female classmates, I went to try and take the snake with the steel pipe I was holding.
I was a bit afraid of snakes, but you won’t grows as a man if you don’t confront your fears.
“Ah, I wasn’t holding it right, I dropped it!”
The snake landed near our feet along Xiao Qin’s cry. My heart couldn’t help but stop for a beat. Even if I knew the venom was mild, I still couldn’t help subconsciously hiding a bit.
The snake quickly slithered away into the deep areas of grass.
I was standing on sloped ground, so when I tried to avoid the snake and stepped on a stone, I lost my balance.
I should have never fallen towards Xiao Qin! I had the Yin Yang Sanshou skills, so it’s fine even if I fall. Why did I have to fall towards Xiao Qin and push her under me.
Xiao Qin was initially a bit shocked, but soon had a happy expression and wrapped her arms my neck.
“Using the snake as a tool was the right choice…” Xiao Qin muttered quietly.
What, did I fall for it again? Was she not planning to use the snake to bite breasts, but rather use it to become more intimate with me?
It didn’t feel good dancing on Xiao Qin’s palms. We also fell behind the group because of the snake, so I wanted to get up as quickly as possible.
I was able to get my upper body up, but my lower body ran into some trouble.
They always say misfortune never comes alone, today I know what it feels like.
The one time Xiao Qin actually wears jeans, we run into some trouble with the jeans.
I was also wearing jeans today and the zippers on the crotch area of our jeans actually got tangled together.
Damn it, why does women’s jeans need to have the same style as men’s jeans, it’s not like you guys need the zipper!
I didn’t even want to rip it apart by force because I was afraid there was nowhere to repair it in the mountains.
I wanted to use my hand to undo it, but that would mean getting near her private area and it makes me feel like I’m molesting her.
The worst part was that Xiao Qin was enjoying it. She hung to my neck tightly while continuously moaning.
I shifted my butt back and forth to try to pull the zippers apart. Xiong YaoYue came running down right in the middle of my dirty movements.
“The class leader noticed you guys fell behind and told me to… damn.”
Xiong YaoYue stopped on the spot and gasped when she saw our movements.
A moment later, she looked at us with contempt, crossed her arms and said:
“Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, what are you guys doing in broad daylight.”
“Winnie, please listen. It’s an accident, it’s not what you think.”
I supported myself with one hand while sticking the other one towards Xiong YaoYue.
“Don’t get any closer. I’m afraid I’ll get pregnant if you touched me.” Xiong YaoYue rolled her eyes, “Xiao Qin too, why are you agreeing to all of Ye Lin’s demands. We’re in public right now and our classmates are not far up ahead of us.”
“I have no choice, Ye Lin classmate likes it this way…” Xiao Qin said softly like she was the victim.
Oh now you’re pretending you’re the victim? Why not remove your arms from my neck first?
“Winnie, you can come closer to take a look.” I licked my dry lips, “We didn’t even take off our pants. We’re only in this position because our zippers got stuck together.”
“What, so you’re dry humping?” Xiong YaoYue widened her eyes, “Your zippers got hooked together when you were rubbing against each other?”
“No.” I waved, “We got tangled when we tripped. We rubbed against each other to undo it.”
“There’s no way there would be that many coincidences. Stop thinking it’s easy to trick me because I’m not that smart.”
Then she asked Xiao Qin with curiosity: “Uh, does that feel good?”
Xiao Qin bashfully closed her eyes, “Not bad… Ye Lin classmate has good technique…”
I don’t need you to complement me for this, and what technique do you need to dry hump?
Suddenly, a white phone came sliding down the mountain path from above.
The one chasing from behind was Gong CaiCai who had a face full of sweat.
Even if she started at the beginning of the group, she quickly dropped to the back due to her lack of stamina.
She also had to run down a short period of time to chase her phone.
Gong CaiCai’s iphone 4 finally stopped by Xiong YaoYue’s feet who nimbly picked it up.
“Ha, Cai Cai, how are you going to thank me?” Xiong YaoYue asked Gong CaiCai for credit.
But when Gong CaiCai saw Xiao Qin and me on the ground, she turned pale and covered her eyes.
“I, I didn’t see anything. I’m nearsighted, I didn’t see anything, so forgive me.”
She said as her legs began to tremble.