Chapter 238: Travelin’ On (2)
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei touched his chin and thought in his heart: It seemed Zheng Xuan did a lot of homework after eating a humble pie from Qian Ye! But what he said sounded like pure nonsense. Qian Ye’s face was white and clean, without a mole. Undeniably, he learned something but he applied it mechanically. This guy was unreliable.
Thinking Zheng Xuan’s words insightful, Lou Yu said excitedly to Mo Fei, “Mo Fei, what Zheng Xuan said is true. I think we’d better throw that guy out.”
Mo Fei was full of hesitation, “I don’t think it’s a good idea! Now the star car is flying very high!”
Lou Yu was confident, “Mo Fei, don’t worry, let me do this. He won’t die, can’t be worse than half-paralyzed.”
Mo Fei, “…”
Qian Ye came out from the kitchen with a tray in one hand, “Here come the dishes.” He carefully put the tray on the table.
Looking at the dark dishes on the plate with their original appearance beyond recognition, Lou Yu turned to Qian Ye with a puzzled face and was full of disgust, “Qian Ye, this is what you called good cooking skills?”
Qian Ye looked awkwardly at what was on the plate and said, “Ah! I am not to blame for this. The kitchen tools are not complete and the ingredients are after its expiration date. Therefore, I can’t play very well. In fact, my cooking… is not as bad as you think.”
Zheng Xuan showed a supercilious look and said angrily, “You actually want to poison us, right? Don’t you think you are too irresponsible to feed us with such food?”
Qian Ye looked disapprovingly at Zheng Xuan, “Childe Zheng, watch your own words! Although the food I cooked may not be very delicious, they are absolutely innoxious. Even if you die after eating them, you should blame your poor stomach and intestines, and it has nothing to do with me.”
Everyone was stunned.
Qian Ye looked at Su Rong flatteringly, “Rongrong, this is the milk I specially poured for you.”
Su Rong forced a smile at him. Qian Ye brought a lot of things onto the table. Unfortunately, only this glass of milk looked normal.
Su Rong took the cup under Qian Ye’s expectant eyes, took a sip and then, sprayed it all out.
“What strange smell, why is it so salty?” Su Rong’s face was twisted.
Qian Ye was full of embarrassment, “Ah! I added some sugar I thought. It turns out to be salt. Er, Rongrong. This is not my fault. You know sugar and salt are similar, and there’s no label on them.”
Su Rong, “…”
Mo Yi got up and sighed helplessly. “I’ll make some food for you guys.”
Qian Ye looked excited and ecstatic, “Great, I want milk bird’s nest porridge with double honey.”
Lou Yu glared angrily at Qian Ye, “None for you!”
Qian Ye sighed softly with a grievance.
“What were you talking about just now? I seemed to have heard you talked about me.” Qian Ye tilted his head and looked at the crowd.
“It’s nothing!” Mo Fei’s tone was clearly trying to hide something.
Zheng Xuan took a step forward, cocked his head and said, “You have a ferret face and the eyes of a rat, looking like a traitor. Your mole lying between your asymmetrical eyes and on the skin with cross wrinkles, protruding cheekbones, female voice, and convex nose bridge make you a wife-killer!”
Qian Ye’s face changed abruptly, and flames were blazing in his eyes!
Looking at Qian Ye’s stern face, Zheng Xuan suddenly felt uneasy.
Qian Ye took two deep breaths, then rushed toward Zheng Xuan, who raised his hand and pushed Qian Ye out. “Pervert! Zheng Xuan, how could you take advantage of me?”
Qian Ye shouted loudly, but Mo Yi didn’t come, suddenly he felt a bit disappointed.
Seeing that Mo Yi didn’t mean to come out of the kitchen, Zheng Xuan was not sure whether it was because Mo Yi believed in him or just didn’t care about his affairs at all, making him in a very anxious mood.
Zheng Xuan looked at Qian Ye, who was shouting loudly and anger rose from his heart. He rolled up his sleeves and looked grimly at Qian Ye. “I’ll beat you to death.”
Qian Ye jumped here and there quickly, bawling, “My crown princess, help! I still need to fulfill my responsibility for carrying on the family line and spreading the branches and leaves for my family!”
Mo Fei held his forehead helplessly, tugged at Zheng Xuan’s sleeve and said, “Apologize! You!”
Zheng Xuan gnashed his teeth, revealing reluctance, “Why should I? I didn’t do anything wrong.”
Mo Fei looked at Zheng Xuan helplessly, “If you don’t apologize now, I’m afraid he’ll go to your bedroom and spit on your bed. You don’t want to sleep on his saliva at night, do you?”
Zheng Xuan, “…”
Mo Fei’s words made Zheng Xuan’s face turn blue and white.
Lou Yu took a deep breath. “All right, all right, everybody, stop it.”
Mo Fei looked at Qian Ye and said earnestly, “It would not be a peaceful journey. Save your energy.”
Qian Ye could only nod reluctantly.
Zheng Xuan looked at Qian Ye with fear, “If you dare to spit in my bed, I will…”
Qian Ye blinked curiously, “What will you do?”
Zheng Xuan showed his glitter teeth, “I’ll spit on your face.”
Qian Ye smiled innocently, “So… Zheng Xuan, you actually want to kiss me indirectly, right? You can make it more explicit. But, sorry, you… are not my type!”
Zheng Xuan, “…”