Chapter 307: Hot Mountain Springs Villa 7
Qi Qingyao felt worse after she said that. She turned her head to Lu Yan and said in a serious voice, “The idea that such handsome men have to eat and take a dump as well makes me sick to my stomach.”
“…”
Lu Yan really did not know how to respond.
The white cat in his arms also looked at her dumbfoundedly. He silently looked at Si Jin, who was eating puffed rice candy, and thought, ‘What does he see in this woman and why does he insist on staying by her side? How incomprehensible; his taste is worrying!’
Qi Qingyao suddenly noticed that Lu Yan was not eating anything. She patted his shoulder happily and said, “Fortunately, you don’t have to eat, so you don’t have to take a dump as well. When I think about it this way, Little Yan is still the most handsome!”
Lu Yan turned green in the face. He reminded her matter-of-factly, “I have to eat and pass motion as well, thanks.”
Qi Qingyao pouted and remained silent.
Lu Yan coughed lightly and acted as though nothing had happened. “Every human has to eat and pass motion. You’re too persistent about this.”
“This isn’t called being persistent, it’s…” Qi Qingyao racked her brain for a long time and finally croaked out, “fully understanding human nature.”
“???”
She called that fully understanding human nature… Obsessing over humans taking a shit was called fully understanding human nature?
Qi Qingyao shrugged and touched further on the subject, “In this mundane, earthly and mortal world, everyone will eventually turn into ashes. It’s just that humans are more attached to beautiful ashes.”
“…”
Lu Yan suddenly felt that she was unexpectedly insightful. However, why was she still being persistent about taking dumps?
Qi Qingyao was enjoying the performance, but her eyes were quietly sweeping over those young men and the girls in their arms through the periphery of her vision. She was secretly memorizing everyone’s faces.
After the first singing and dancing performance was over, other women came in to sing. They sat in the hall and sang a popular tune, giving off a different atmosphere.
Qi Qingyao was still a little interested at first but, after listening for a long time, she could not help but feel a little drowsy.
She asked Lu Yan, “Isn’t this a huge social event?”
Lu Yan answered, “It is.”
“Then why don’t you go socialize?” Everyone else was sitting together and chatting in twos and threes. He was the only one sitting in silence with her; it did not look that good.
Lu Yan said coolly, “There’s no rush. By staying here these two days, we can even avoid the disputes happening outside.”
Qi Qingyao did not mind though. She came here purely for the food and swung by to gain some insight into the world of the rich.
Seeing that the children were full and that some people were also gradually leaving, Qi Qingyao whispered to Lu Yan, “We’re done eating, so we’ll head back first.”
She grabbed Erniu’s hand while Si Jin held hands with Dabao and Xiaobao. The group of them walked out.
After leaving the Furong Waterside Pavilion, they walked down the promenade and past the hanging flower gate. Si Jin asked, “Sister, are we heading back so early?”
Qi Qingyao said with a mysterious expression, “We’ll head back and put the children to sleep first, then we can go and peep at girls bathing.”
“Ah?” Si Jin was shocked.
Qi Qingyao smiled leisurely, “We can peep at beautiful men bathing as well. As long as we peep on one of them.”
“Can……can we not peep at them?” Si Jin thought to himself that he had no interest in peeping at other people taking a bath. Many people liked to bathe in the Jiuli River during summer and all of them were naked. He had seen a lot of them…
Qi Qingyao laughed aloud and said, “Are you crazy? Since we came all the way to a hot spring villa, this journey would not be worth it if I don’t peep at girls bathing.”
Seeing that Si Jin had no response, Qi Qingyao said seriously, “If you’re not interested, keep watch for me when the time comes, I wanna see!”
“…”
‘Aren’t all human bodies the same!’
“Sister, if you want to look at a man’s naked body, then look at mine! I’m also a man! I can show you!” Si Jin suddenly said.
Qi Qingyao, “???”
Si Jin looked at her with an innocent face.