Chapter 45: The Silly, Melodramatic Teenager
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Yu Mingye stared at Feng Wu and repeated, “That’s the Excruciating Soul-Destroying Bone-Crushing Mind-Poisoning Pill of Ten Thousand Ants!”
Feng Wu was utterly dumbfounded. This Yu Mingye was an imbecile!
Come on, she was a medicine refiner! Although she had never been officially tested, she was sure that she was one of the best in the whole of the Junwu Empire! Did this guy just call a pink laxative pill an Excruciating Soul-Destroying Bone-Crushing Mind-Poisoning Pill of Ten Thousand Ants?! Did he even know that she was the one who created the recipe for this laxative pill?
Hence, Feng Wu was at a loss for words. Looking up at the sky, she found that no star out there could even begin to understand her feelings.
Yu Mingye had no idea that he was looking at a master inventor of toxins. Crouching down, he straightened his face and threatened Feng Wu in the most serious tone he could manage. “I’m only going to ask you once. Are you scared now?”
Feng Wu said, “Yes…” My ass!
Seeing the resigned look on Feng Wu’s face, Yu Mingye thought that he had successfully fooled her. He was so pleased with himself!
“Hahahaha —” Resting his hands on his waist, Yu Mingye laughed aloud at the sky. “That’s right! You should be! So, don’t even think about betraying me, or you’ll die a miserable death from the excruciating pain of being bitten by ten thousand ants!”
Feng Wu said, “Whatever.”
Yu Mingye snorted proudly. “Go back to the campsite, draw out the juice of the fruit, and fill it with this toxic liquid! Do that, or… hmph!”
Feng Wu gritted her teeth and feigned a troubled look. “But Jun Linyuan keeps the fruit by his side the whole time. How am I going to get close enough?”
Yu Mingye glared at Feng Wu, as if he was looking at an idiot. He then jabbed her smooth forehead with a finger. “Do you think I’ll just sit by and watch?”
Feng Wu stumbled back a little. “But… but are you sure you can handle Jun Linyuan? He’s pretty tough…”
Those provocative words worked wonders, something which Feng Wu already knew.
As expected, Yu Mingye jumped as soon as he heard that. Pointing at Feng Wu, he said, “Jun Linyuan is tough? Him? Hmph! I’ll show you that I’m the tougher one! Just wait and see!”
Feng Wu asked innocently, her eyes clear and bright, “Are you sure?”
“Of course!” Yu Mingye snorted. “Excruciating Soul-Destroying Bone-Crushing Mind-Poisoning Pill of Ten Thousand Ants! Just keep that in mind!”
Feng Wu said, “Fine…”
“Come here!” Yu Mingye beckoned at Feng Wu.
Feng Wu hesitated and looked very timid.
“I’m not going to hurt you!” Seeing her reaction, Yu Mingye waved at her impatiently. “Get your ass over here! I’ll talk you through my plan!”
“Sure!” Feng Wu’s eyes lit up and she ran happily to his side.
Seeing that Feng Wu had turned into a gamboling puppy, Yu Mingye pursed his lips and said sulkily, “For a moment back there, I thought you were so loyal to Jun Linyuan. Tsk, tsk, I see you’ve converted completely once becoming my woman. Jun Linyuan will definitely be furious when he finds out.”
Feng Wu made no comment. It was true. Silly teenagers were so melodramatic.
“Once you go back…” Yu Mingye whispered his plan into Feng Wu’s ear.
Feng Wu nodded as she listened.
Yu Mingye might seem goofy and childish, but when he put his mind to it, he was a pretty smart guy. He wasn’t as popular as Jun Linyuan for nothing.
“Lie down on it!” Holding a corner of the blanket, Yu Mingye glared at Feng Wu impatiently. “It’ll be dawn soon. If Jun Linyuan finds out first, he won’t hesitate to kill you with his sword!”