Chapter 2490 Mini scene: Shameless Competition
The sun shone as far as the eye could see. Everyone was gathered in the center of the plaza.
The referee’s eyes roamed across the entire plaza. There wasn’t a single empty seat, and the plaza was almost completely filled.
“The annual shameless competition is about to begin. Everyone here is a selected contestant.”
“Hahaha, I’ll definitely be the champion of shamelessness!” Lin Que looked at Si Yehan.
“I forfeit,” Si Yehan nonchalantly said immediately.
“I also admit defeat.” The white-dressed Ji Xiuran also spoke up with a smile.
Ye Wanwan sat with her ankle on her knee and examined her surroundings. The only true threat here was probably her own brother.
“We’ll now invite the President of the Fearless Alliance to speak!” The referee looked at Ye Wanwan.
Ye Wanwan immediately stood up and smiled confidently. “When I was fighting with Si Wutian in China, we were outnumbered, but so what? I simply called a number and it was perfectly resolved!”
The host asked, “What number did you call?”
“110,” Ye Wanwan replied.
Everyone: “…”
“Tch!” Nameless Nie was unconvinced. “When I set up a fight with the local bully when I was young, he brought 10 people, but I was different. I just brought one person.”
“Who did you bring?” the referee asked curiously.
“Oh, I brought his dad with me,” Nameless Nie answered.
Everyone: “…”
“I tricked my baby into my possession with a single shaobing. My baby is the leader of Asura,” Ye Wanwan said.
Nameless Nie: “I made a trade for my gorgeous using a single abacus! It was also my mother-in-law who did the trade with me. My gorgeous is the leader of the Rose of Death!”
“I love money as much as my life.” Ye Wanwan sneered.
“I earned money from you,” Nameless Nie said.
Ye Wanwan’s lips twitched and she took a deep breath before continuing, “On the deserted island, a certain leader said there wasn’t anything he didn’t dare to do, so I made a bet with him using his White Tiger Seal as the price, and I won in the end!”
The referee said, “I know that leader. He’s a ruthless character. How did you win the bet?”
Ye Wanwan: “I bet that he didn’t dare to eat sh*t!”
The referee: “…”
Nameless Nie: “I participated in all kinds of competitions in China and won who knows how many fridges and TVs and washing machines. They had no choice but to stop broadcasting the show and I was eventually blacklisted by all the challenge shows in China and became a competitor permanently on the ban list.”
Everyone: “Just what in the world is worth being proud of?!?!”
Ye Wanwan: “…”
Nameless Nie: “In my WeChat groups, I never talk. The only way to get my attention is to send red envelopes.”
Ye Wanwan: “I got your attention with a single cent!”
Nameless Nie: “One cent is still money!”
Ye Wanwan: “…”
“Of course, I also have an ace in the hole.” Nameless Nie turned to his mercenary quartet.
Immediately, a shameful slogan reverberated in the plaza.
“Godly Captain, free-spirited and talented!”
“Handsome handsome handsome handsome!”
“Strong strong strong strong!”
Everyone: “…”
That’s too shameful…
Can we get our tickets refunded?
“FML” was written all over Ye Wanwan’s face. “I admit defeat.”
“That’s nothing! One time, a door was only worth several thousand dollars, but I said the original price was $200,000 and was giving them a 50% off discount, so I managed to sell it at the astronomical price of $100,000! And the buyer was Piece of Sh*t! He was utterly grateful to me too!”
When the referee was about to announce the results, Big Dipper suddenly stood up.
Immediately, Yi Shuihan, who was sitting in the audience, shot Big Dipper a glance.
Big Dipper died.
The referee wiped his sweat. “I announce that the winner of the most Shameless Award in Perfect Secret Love is: Nameless Nie!”
“Godly Captain, free-spirited and talented!”
“Handsome handsome handsome handsome!”
“Strong strong strong strong!”
Ye Wanwan cupped her fists. “I’ve disrupted you. I’ll be taking my leave now!”
—— [End] ——