Chapter 121: Goddess On Earth
Content of the post:
Today is FQ’s* annual gala as everyone knows. After gathering all the outfits of the FQ artists, Jiang Chen lives up to being top class, wearing a custom black suit ASWL*!
There are several female celebrities. Lin Zhiya’s mermaid gown shows off her figure very well, and Mo Li’s gender-neutral suit is also great. The most beautiful is Qin Wanyan’s star-adorned dress. I found a photo that her manager had taken and she simply looks like a goddess who has descended upon earth, OK!
Here comes the comedic content, though. A certain vase has been getting a lot of exposure recently, and after a long search, I finally found a promotional picture. But a friend has leaked to me that the dress her agent had selected for her looks like this! The attached picture is of the dress in question. Everyone, please take a look at the LOWEST forecast for today↓
The post also mentioned some of the most popular artists from Tomato Entertainment, hence it made the trending front page immediately.
—[Jiang Chen didi, slay me ah ah!! Come undo big sister’s blouse buttons!]
—[Mo Li really has an elegant face, she’s a walking clothes hanger! No wonder she started as a model]
—[Qin Wanyan is killing it! Actually a goddess on earth! Compared to the Vase Fairy’s outfit emmmmmm…]
—[These bling bling sparkles… Miss Xiang, are you abandoning the cutesy style for the style of last century’s call girls??]
—[Sisters, I’ve checked the price of that dress, it’s made by a very small designer from overseas and only costs ten thousand RMB or so. She actually didn’t even buy it and is renting it instead… This is LOW to the max]
—[To be honest, this dress reeks of cheap online retail. Even if you can’t rent the latest styles from a luxury brand, at least wear something that was trending from last year’s fashion week. It feels like today’s Vase Fairy can’t even qualify to be a vase anymore.]
Xiang Yi noticed Ah Nan’s discomfort and warmly asked, “What’s wrong?”
Ah Nan showed her the post as if he had been wronged. “This is so obviously sent out by Qin Wanyan’s people! My dear, you see her as a sister and treat her so well, but this is how she treats you!”
This was not the first time she had heard the name Qin Wanyan. It would seem that she was the person Yan Nai continuously called “Sister Wanyan”.
Xiang Yi inquired, “In the past year, were we really close?”
Ah Nan furiously complained. “Of course! You guys were so tight. But my dear, you are really too dumb. You listened to anything she told you. She said that all public best friend relationships in the entertainment industry were fake, so she never mentions to anyone that you two are friends. She also said that singing was too hard, and it was easier to make money from variety shows, and you ate it all up…”
After going off for a while, Ah Nan paused. “Aigoo, my throat is about to catch on fire…”
Xiang Yi handed him a bottle of water, loosening the cap for him.
Ah Nan glugged the water, gaining back his power as if he’d just ingested steroids. “My dear, don’t be too sad, I will go talk to them right now! Without experiencing the grievances of society, I don’t think these keyboard warriors will ever learn how to respect people…”
Half an hour later.
Ah Nan, who wanted to roast the netizens, ended up being ruthlessly destroyed by them. Hugging his knees, he sobbed, “My dear, they are so mean wahhhh…”
#NoobAhNan, SelfDestructs#
“Want to come over to my house for hot pot once the evening is over?” Xiang Yi coaxed.
Ah Nan: “!”
“Okay, okay! I want to eat lamb rolls!”
“Alright, I’ll tell Uncle Wang to slaughter a young goat before we get back.”
“That’s way too cruel.” Ah Nan said as he gulped the saliva that was rolling down his chin, anticipating the taste of the lamb… No, he was anticipating the annual gala.
At 5:50 in the evening, all the major media outlets gathered at the entrance of the Zmoon hotel.
The thin rain that continued to drizzle was not enough to cap everyone’s enthusiasm.
Tomato Entertainment’s promotional stream began at this time.
*Translator’s Note: FQ is short for Fan Qie or the online abbreviation for Tomato Entertainment.
*ASWL: Short for Ai Si Wo Le (愛死我了) – I love it to death