Chapter 92: A Man’s Pride is Larger than a Sky
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
—[No way… It’s probably just a nickname. Smog is a few months older than Xiang Yi; it makes sense to call her his sister]
—[F*ck! I just did a search. Guess what Simao brother’s real name is? Xiang Yu! He’s got the same last name as the Vase Fairy!]
—[Hahaha you guys keep calling her the Vase Fairy, I didn’t even realize what her real name was]
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On set, Bai Ruoruo didn’t even think to relate Smog and Xiang Yi in the direction of siblings.
But she could feel that Shi Sui and Smog’s protection of Xiang Yi was quite overwhelming, and she dared not meddle with them any longer. She would carefully finish the rest of filming.
Li Jianyu cued everyone on set. “Mentors, do you guys have any arrangements for the afternoon?”
The production crew often assigned tasks to other variety shows, but “Two Under One Roof” did not go in that direction and only had a general direction. As for the trivial tasks, the highest degree of freedom had been given.
Simply put: The guests could do whatever they wanted to do. And if they didn’t want to work, they could lie down and chat through the day.
Bai Ruoruo had been thirsting after the flower greenhouse for a while now. She thought that if she was filmed there, the outcome would be particularly good.
In order to please Xiao Yang, she had specially attended an etiquette class.
If she could eat some cakes and have afternoon tea in the greenhouse, she would look very elegant.
Before she could say anything, Xiang Yu asked Xiang Yi: “Uhm… Where are we going now?”
His tone sounded a little uncomfortable. Just now, he had blurted out “my sister” on a whim, but now he couldn’t call her sister anymore.
…After all, she hadn’t called him big brother yet.
A man’s pride is larger than the sky, whoever submits first loses!
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He had to coax his sister well so that she will happily follow behind his bum and call him brother! 🙂
Shi Sui looked toward Xiang Yi with a gentle expression. If Bai Ruouo hadn’t seen the dangerous, no-nonsense version of him with his glasses off, she would have felt the same as the audience in thinking he was well tempered and easygoing.
Xiang Yi: “I’m planning to go to Little Rabbit Farm and help Uncle Wang spray some pesticides.”
Xiang Yu blurted without thinking, “I’ll go with you!”
Shi Sui smiled lightly. “Sounds interesting.”
Bai Ruoruo was ready to gag blood. Spray pesticides?!
Just the sound of it was so dirty and tacky! It will be rejected by the netizens for sure!
But to stay in front of the camera, she couldn’t stay put alone. She could only fake a happy expression. “I’m coming, I’m coming too!”
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The cameramen followed the guests they were assigned to, finding a lot of different but vivid perspectives to broadcast to the audience.
Little Rabbit Farm was not large, but it was completely set in all the resources and tools. Roaming about the hills were wild boars and mountain goats, while a pen circled the base used for raising milking cows.
The crop land was basically dominated by machinery, complete with mechanical planters, harvesters and so on. AI robots were used in the warehouses, which was particularly convenient for taking inventory, pick up, and delivery.
Wang Shunli approached to deliver the remote as Xiang Yi thanked him in a low voice.
Bai Ruoruo was cursing Xiang Yi endlessly in her heart. On such a hot day, she would get tanned!
She had signed up for a variety show, not for farm work!
Thinking of the scenes in TV shows where farmers carried a spray bottle on their back to distribute the pesticides, Bai Ruoruo was wholly upset. With a fake expression of submissiveness, she weakly said, “Sister Xiang Yi, where’s the spray bottle?”
“…There’s no need.”
“What do you mean no need! I mean, the kind of bottle where you can spray pesticides out. How can you apply it otherwise!” Bai Ruoruo was delighted, thinking she had caught Xiang Yi in a rut. “Sister Xiang Yi, didn’t you study agriculture? How could you not know this?”
Xiang Yi looked at her with a complex expression for a few seconds before pressing a button on the remote control.
Buzz buzz buzz—
A futuristic-looking drone slowly hovered in the air toward them, carrying spray tools.
Bai Ruoruo: “…”